Round One: Knowledge of the type that covers a multitude of
different topics. (10 Points)
1.
Spell Boscodictiasaur?
2.
Super Saturday at 2012 Olympics was Britain’s
best ever medal day. It culminated in 3 golds. Who won them? (all 3 for point)
3.
In which century did Rembrandt live?
4.
By what scale is the heat of a chilli measured?
5.
How many dots are used in each letter of the
Braille system?
6.
What year did Mark Zuckerberg invent Facebook?
7.
What does an arctophile collect?
8.
What is the main ingredient in a Brick?
9.
A Pacific Sea Wasp is what kind of creature?
10.
In which city in 1916 was the Easter Rising?
Round Two: Sex for the Ears (11 points)
1.
What year was Especially For You released?
2.
What is the last word of the song?
3.
Best selling single of 1990 spending 4 weeks at
No1 and was previously No1 in 1965?
4.
Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles is most covered
song of all time covered 131 times. They have 3 more in the top 10. Name one of
them?
5.
John Lennon has one in the top 10 most covered
songs – what is it?
6.
Which fellow Geordie appeared with Dire Straits
at Live Aid?
7.
Which was what year?
8.
U2 were scheduled to do 3 songs but they over
ran Bad. Which song did they not get to play?
9.
Captain Tom Moore has collaborated with who to
reach number one at 100 yrs old? (Both for the point)
10.
The Joshua Tree is the greatest album of all
time. When was it released? I will accept month and year. (point for each)
Round Three: A cacophony of visual joy delivered to you via
the medium of the cinematic experience or through your televisual system
directly to your sofa. (12 points)
1.
What’s the name of Greg Kinnear’s character in
The Palaeontology Grant episode of Friends?
2.
Fred Savage played which character in The Wonder
Years?
3.
Who’s Chopper did Butch Cooledge steal in Pulp
Fiction?
4.
Martin Short plays who in Father of the Bride? (1 point for first name and 1 point for surname)
5.
What was the final score in Escape to Victory when the team of prisoners played the Germans?
6.
What year was Cool Runnings released?
7.
Name Zammo’s girlfriend in Grange Hill?
8.
Worlds longest running Soap Opera?
9.
11 actors have appeared in Neighbours and Home
and Away. Name one?
10.
Bonus point – name a second
11.
Most watched TV programme in UK 2019 with nearly
18 million viewers?
Round Four: Around the World and by Around The World I mean
the global exchange of identities and nationalities and not the Amsterdam for 50 Euros version. (10 points)
1.
An important consideration when choosing a
holiday destination. Which country has the highest murder rate in the world?
2.
Slightly more calming which county has the
longest coastline?
3.
Some Oceans are really big and some are really
big as well but less big. Which is the smallest Ocean?
4.
Largest Landlocked Country?
5.
Which country produces most of the world’s
heroin? By most I mean absolutely shit loads. Like 90% of the world’s heroin.
6.
How old is Donald Trump? Physical age not mental
age.
7.
Ayers Rock is in which Australian State?
8.
What town did Eddie Izzard finish his 27th
marathon in 27 days in honour of Nelson Mandela in 2016?
9.
Which country consumes the most alcohol having
surpassed Belarus in 2019?
10.
If you were to run the distance right around the
world how far would you be running in miles (within 500 miles)?
Round Five: Multiple Choice What The Fuck Round (10 points)
1.
4 years ago I completed 7
marathons in 7 days. Where was the 2nd of the 7? A. Bath B. The Wirral C. Nottingham
2.
My fastest finish at Outlaw is 16hrs 33 mins for
the 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike and 26.2 mile run. What’s the current mens
word record? A. 7hrs 40 mins 23s B. 7hrs 50 mins 44s C.7hrs 59 mins 16s
3.
I glassed myself at a friends birthday party in
Whittington Town Hall in 1991. Was it A. a 17th B an 18th
or C a 19th Birthday party
4.
In the summer of 1990 a friend took a razor to
my eyebrows but I didn’t realise until 3 days later. Did he shave off A my left
eyebrow B my right eyebrow or C both eyebrows
5.
In 1991 I got very drunk during an all dayer in
a pub in Weston Super Mare and slept in a Graveyard when I couldn’t find our
campsite. Was it A. The Boat Inn B. The Ship’s Anchor or C. The Ship Inn
6.
My favourite U2 Album is The Joshua Tree and my
second favourite is Achtung Baby. Is my third favourite A Songs of Experience B
Zooropa or C October
7.
In the famous Al Pacino film Serpico made in
1973 about police corruption what number seat was he sat in during the
classroom scene when he first lays eyes on Leslie Lane? A. 32 B.33 C. 34
8.
The first time I was beaten up in Lichfield I
had left the pub after a 13 vodka race with my mate who now won’t talk to
me but I’m not bitter. Was the mixer in the Vodka A. Orange B Lime or C. Coke
9.
The last time I was beaten up in Lichfield after
my mates legged it leaving me to get a kicking from two oiky scum bastard
scrotes and I lost my Beef Chow Mein in the process. The one who was kicking my
head was wearing Reebok trainers. Were they A. Green B. White or C. Black
before they became red?
10.
At what time in the morning did I finish preparing
this quiz? A. 2.58am B. 3.08am C. 3.18am
