You can go to the pub
But you cant hug your Gran
You can go the pub
Sit outside get a tan
You can go to the pub
Martin's pleased for the money
You can go to the pub
Not sure his staff thought it funny
You can go to the pub
But not to the pool
You can go to the pub
Johnson says its cool
You can go to the pub
But not to the Gym
You can go to the pub
They don't want you slim
You can go to the pub
With four fifths of your wage
You can go to the pub
No matter your age
You can go to the pub
While our nurses suffer
You can go to the pub
'Cause you've had it tougher
You can go to the pub
And be fighting by ten
You can go to the pub
Sign in with your pen
You can go to the pub
Memorials need flowers
You can go to the pub
For a couple of hours
You can go to the pub
And cram in a skin full
You can go to the pub
A stomach pump's painful
You can go to the pub
I mean what could go wrong
You can go to the pub
Let's embrace for a song
You can go to the pub
And poison your Liver
You can go to the pub
Nasal swabs make you quiver
You can go to the pub
After all you deserve it
You can go to the pub
While doctors battle this shit
You can go to the pub
Get pissed up and lewd
You can go to the pub
While kids have no food
You can go to the pub
Drive as blind as a runt
You can go to the pub
Dominic Cummings' a cunt
You can go to the pub
Spend your £10 voucher
You can go to the pub
Visit a Castle after
You can go to the pub
While the kids are at school
You can go to the pub
And smash up Liverpool
You can go to the pub
While business remains shut
You can go to the pub
Economy stuck in a rut
You can go to the pub
No need for a mask
You can go to the pub
Choose a colourful cask
You can go to the pub
"Eat out to help out"
You can go to the pub
Cunnilinguists announce
You can go to the pub
We're testing like fuck
You can go to the pub
Hancock's also a cunt
You can go to the pub
Billions on track and trace
You can go to the pub
It's all a fucking waste
You can go to the pub
While Gove filters our cash
You can go to the pub
Yes he's also a cunt
You can go to the pub
Protecting your statues
You can go to the pub
Pretend to have values
You can go to the pub
With your 'all lives matter'
You can go to the pub
Watch your heritage shatter
You can go to the pub
While young girls get deported
You can go to the pub
They risk getting slaughtered
You can go to the pub
It's your god given right
You can go to the pub
Patel is vile, fucking shite
You can go the pub
Have a seat with Farage
You can go to the pub
Be having it large
You can go to the pub
Drink away your inhibitions
You can go to the pub
Bring on the all day sessions
You can go to the pub
And bet on the horses
You can go to the pub
Drain all the resources
You can go to the pub
You're young and you're healthy
You can go to the pub
Sunak's paying, feel wealthy
You can go to the pub
Then visit a care home
You can go to the pub
Good luck paying off this loan
You can go to the pub
Boris the worst of the lot
You can go to the pub
Leaving carers to rot
You can go to the pub
But you can't exercise
You can go to the pub
No endorphins inside
You can go to the pub
Then jet off to Greece
You can go to the pub
Will there ever be peace
You can go to the pub
Increase your blood pressure
You can go to the pub
Some say this is leisure
You can go to the pub
While the vulnerable shield
You can go to the pub
Attend a rave in a field
You can go to the pub
They want it spread
You can go to the pub
Boris Johnson's a cunt
You can go to the pub
You cant visit the States
You can go to the pub
Trump's cleared all his mates
You can go to the pub
He claims it's a witch hunt
You can go to the pub
Donald's the biggest cunt
Everyone is a cunt
For the way that we act
Everyone is a cunt
And that is a fact
Even I am a cunt
For penning this ditty
Everyone is a cunt
For ignoring Whitty
Everyone is a cunt
We put ourselves first
Everyone is a cunt
Just to quench our thirst
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